I am way to excited for Wedding Crashers. I copied these rules from Kevin's Frat Pack fansite. I hear that Will Ferrell cameos as the guru who gives them the rules. Yay!
Rule #4: No one goes home alone.
Rule #10: Invites are for losers.
Rule #15: Fight the urge to tell the truth.
Rule #17: Every female wedding guest deserves a wedding night.
Rule #25: You understood she heard that, but that's not what you meant.
Rule #27: Don't over drink. The machinery must work in order to close.
Rule #41: Don't hit on the bride! That's a one-way ticket to the pavement.
Rule #53: Be pensive! It draws out the "healer" in women.
Rule #54: Always pull out in time.
Rule #57: Avoid virgins. They're too clingy.
Rule #63: No "chicken dancing." No exceptions.
Gotta love #17 and #54!
Tuesday, May 24, 2005
The Excitement is Killing Me
Posted by Amanda at 3:52 PM
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